WE’RE REALLY GOOD LOOKING.
Growing up this attractive has always been a struggle. Never knowing who your real friends are, and who just wants to be seen with a shiny new trophy. It’s truly a lonely life. But on a lukewarm day in 2014 a beautiful princess wandered into my office offering to fill out my expense reports. I was eternally grateful seeing as I never technically learned to read, as it’s not really a requirement of someone with a perfect 6 pack and a chiseled jaw line. I rewarded her with a bottle of wine, and a creepy post-it expressing my gratitude. Something about the glimmer in her eyes made me think, this one enjoys alcohol. Clearly the mood has been set for this forbidden work place love affair. All this tension culminated one evening on the dance floor of a lower east side bar where we shared our first kiss. Even though I probably should have called Manhattan SVU, I decided to just go with it. To make a long story short, five years later, I proposed with the help of a bottle of wine and my trusty old post-it. Now enjoy these photos and let your jealously run rampant.
